Only the lord of the underworld truly understands humanity and what humanity needs. Drugs, vampire orgies, foul language, deceit and our favorite sin of creature comforts... bacon.Over at etsy, our friend econographics made this Hail Bacon Shirt that makes sure your friends and family recognize your allegiance to the head honcho of darkness(unofficial creator of bacon)...
"I will meet you on the slaughterhouse floor and there we can harvest our bacon." -? \m/
Sunflower seeds are good as hell. I spent a lifetime trying to master eating them without spitting out the shell. Good for the tastebuds, bad for the anus. A trade off I am willing to make.
Avocados are one of my favorite things to eat that are actually good for you. The baconcado - half avocado half bacon - is the product of a torrid romance not seen since the advent of the milky way galaxy.
Getting drunk is pretty fun. Being drunk is even better! With that said, we all know the best way to reach our anti-sobriety goals. Shots !
Grape.. strawberry... raspberry...