Hail Bacon Shirt Summons the Dead to Cook your Bacon

Only the lord of the underworld truly understands humanity and what humanity needs. Drugs, vampire orgies, foul language, deceit and our favorite sin of creature comforts... bacon.

Over at etsy, our friend econographics made this Hail Bacon Shirt that makes sure your friends and family recognize your allegiance to the head honcho of darkness(unofficial creator of bacon)...

"I will meet you on the slaughterhouse floor and there we can harvest our bacon." -? \m/

Hail Bacon Shirt Summons the Dead to Cook your Bacon


Only the lord of the underworld truly understands humanity and what humanity needs. Drugs, vampire orgies, foul language, deceit and our favorite sin of creature comforts... bacon.

Over at etsy, our friend econographics made this Hail Bacon Shirt that makes sure your friends and family recognize your allegiance to the head honcho of darkness(unofficial creator of bacon)...

"I will meet you on the slaughterhouse floor and there we can harvest our bacon." -  \m/
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Bacon Sunflower Seeds

Sunflower seeds are good as hell. I spent a lifetime trying to master eating them without spitting out the shell. Good for the tastebuds, bad for the anus. A trade off I am willing to make.

So... take that logic and apply it to bigs sizzlin' bacon sunflower seeds and compete your digestive cycle with a sense of pride.

Bacon Sunflower Seeds


Sunflower seeds are good as hell. I spent a lifetime trying to master eating them without spitting out the shell. Good for the tastebuds, bad for the anus. A trade off I am willing to make.

So... take that logic and apply it to bigs sizzlin' bacon sunflower seeds and compete your digestive cycle with a sense of pride.
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Baconcado – Love child of bacon and avocado

Avocados are one of my favorite things to eat that are actually good for you. The baconcado - half avocado half bacon - is the product of a torrid romance not seen since the advent of the milky way galaxy.

"Part Bacon, Part Goat Cheese, Part Avacado and 100% awesomeness."

They have all the details on how to make this over at baconjew.

Bacon Shot

Getting drunk is pretty fun. Being drunk is even better! With that said, we all know the best way to reach our anti-sobriety goals. Shots !

The good people over at the royalbaconsociety.com have crafted a seemingly delightful way to get your booze and bacon intake simultaneously. Grab some bacon vodka and bring on the ladies of the night.

Looks like they were asked by the OTHER good people at baconshot.net to try this out.

Bacon Shot

Getting drunk is pretty fun. Being drunk is even better! With that said, we all know the best way to reach our anti-sobriety goals. Shots !

The good people over at the royalbaconsociety.com have crafted a seemingly delightful way to get your booze and bacon intake simultaneously. Grab some bacon vodka and bring on the ladies of the night.

Looks like they were asked by the OTHER good people at baconshot.net to try this out.
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Bacon Jam Takes the Thrown

Grape.. strawberry... raspberry...
Move over and bow to your leader.
Bacon Jam.

"Bacon jam is excellent on slices of tomatoes, plopped on a warm biscuit, stirred into a bowl of beans or spread on top of a cheeseburger. Or you can just grab a spoon and dig into your jar."

There are just too many applications... good work all.

Bacon Jam Takes the Thrown

Grape.. strawberry... raspberry...
Move over and bow to your leader.
Bacon Jam.

"Bacon jam is excellent on slices of tomatoes, plopped on a warm biscuit, stirred into a bowl of beans or spread on top of a cheeseburger. Or you can just grab a spoon and dig into your jar."

There are just too many applications... good work all.

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