Bacon Creme Brulee

I experienced this maple bacon creme brulee earlier today, courtesy of the Torched Goodness food truck in Phoenix.

I’ve eaten bacon in a lot of different ways over the last 5+ years (which I realize is stating the obvious), so it’s fairly significant for me to say that this was quite possibly the best bacon-enhanced dish I’ve ever consumed (or, in this case, inhaled). The combination of the freshly torched caramelized maple bacon and sugar mixed with the incredibly refreshing creme was simply out of this world. I thought about saving the aluminum vessel just to have a souvenir to remember the moment.

If you live in the Phoenix area, you can followed Torched Goodness on Twitter @TorchedGoodness to find out when and where they’ll be featuring this item next. And when they do, please, drop everything you are doing and track it down immediately.

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Not Bacon, but Totally Related

So I know this here blog is supposed to be all about bacon, but let’s be honest. There’s a whole lot more to the proud pig than his delicious belly. One of the most versatile cuts (and my second favorite) is the Boston butt which, oddly, is not from the posterior at all, but is actually a shoulder cut. Butchers! Bunch a jokers, those guys. The butt roast is my first choice for posole and chile verde, and my second choice for carnitas.

Recently my friend Sarah sent me a link to a great gluten-free food blog, Wasabimon! Within a day or two of bookmarking the site, the amazing Stephanie posted a recipe for Slow-Roasted Pork Shoulder, and I knew I was hooked. I’m an omnivore, but I definitely have a passion for beautifully cooked meats, and this recipe just screamed my name.

Cut to last Friday evening. I came home from work and began the process of grinding and mixing spices for my 7-pound roast. I didn’t have absolutely every spice in my cupboard (never a star anise on hand when I want one), but I made substitutions as needed and still ended up with a wildly aromatic concoction. I followed the slathering, high-heat roasting, rotating and re-slathering instructions, then turned the temperature to 225 and walked away. It didn’t take long for the savory-sweet smell of roasting pork and asian spices to fill the entire house. In fact, I woke up several times during the night, lured from my dreams by the incredible aroma.

I will admit I had a crisis of faith when I woke up in the morning. The exterior of the roast was nearly black, and when I poked it, the outer crispiness worried me. I’d never roasted meat for so long, and I had my doubts about the crust of skin, fat and spices keeping the meat moist. But I knew that Stephanie was a much wiser and more experienced cook than me, and I plowed forward.

pork-roast-004Finally at around 4 pm on Saturday, after 22 hours of roasting, I turned the oven back to 450 for a final crisping, then took the roast out. Naseem was coming over for an early dinner, and I was DYING to find out if I would find success under the top rind. Finally, I sneaked a peak by lifing the top layer, and oh…my salivary glands almost exploded at the sight of all that tender juiciness. I don’t have the photographic skills to do it justice.

pork-roast-008After the roast sat for about an hour, I finally pulled the rind layer off and pulled apart the meat. As suggested, I served it with my favorite mashed potatoes. What can I say about this roast? It was  beyond tender. Every bite was moist and salty, with a beautifully contrasting sweet and slightly crispy crust on the edges. Naseem likened it to the Kahlua pork she had in several places in Hawaii. And indeed it was very much like the meat you’d get at a luau, lovingly cooked all day in a killer spice blend until meltingly tender. Just YUM! I will definitely be making this recipe again and again, trying new spice combinations and roasting times. And I’ll be checking Wasabimon! daily for great ideas on how to make gluten-free living more exciting!

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Ask Gloria Bacon

Dear Gloria,

I live next door to a sandwich shop that cooks bacon seven days a week and the smell is making me sick.  Not only that, my Muslim friends won't visit me any more because they say they can't stand the smell of bacon.  What do I do?

Signed,
Stumped in Stockport

Dear Stumped,

The solution to your problem is a two-step process.  First, the aroma of bacon cannot make a person sick so make an appointment with your doctor immediately so that he can find out what the real problem is. 

Second - personally, I don't understand a religion that does not allow a person one of the biggest pleasures in life.  But, if these so-called friends won't try to open their minds to the wonderful aroma of bacon, then you will need to find some new friends.

Once you have completed these steps, you will be able to enjoy the bouquet of bacon.  Then, go to the sandwich shop and have a bacon butty.


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Ask Gloria Bacon

Dear Gloria,

I live next door to a sandwich shop that cooks bacon seven days a week and the smell is making me sick.  Not only that, my Muslim friends won't visit me any more because they say they can't stand the smell of bacon.  What do I do?

Signed,
Stumped in Stockport

Dear Stumped,

The solution to your problem is a two-step process.  First, the aroma of bacon cannot make a person sick so make an appointment with your doctor immediately so that he can find out what the real problem is. 

Second - personally, I don't understand a religion that does not allow a person one of the biggest pleasures in life.  But, if these so-called friends won't try to open their minds to the wonderful aroma of bacon, then you will need to find some new friends.

Once you have completed these steps, you will be able to enjoy the bouquet of bacon.  Then, go to the sandwich shop and have a bacon butty.


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Bacone, a cone made of bacon that you can fill with goodness.

It’s been done. Someone has finally created the bacon cone or bacone. The one pictured above is filled with scrambled eggs, country gravy, and topped a biscuit. That’s right; it’s comfort food for on the go.

Just think about how amazing this would be if it was filled with maple ice cream. I guess it would be a little mess since the bacone is not tightly sealed. But I don’t think you would have to worry about it melting, since it would be eating is just a few seconds.

If you had a bacone, what goodness would you fill it with?


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Enjoy the smell of bacon without the guilt or mess

We know you love bacon. But, unfortunate as it may be, one cannot live by bacon alone. A case of the rickets or scurvy will result.  Or, maybe you're a vegetarian or of a religious faith that prohibits bacon eating.  Never fear - you can get that wonderful bacon smell with a bacon candle.

Aunt Sadie's bacon candles are available at The Ever After Store.  According to them, you will be able to "enjoy the smell of bacon without the guilt or temptation to eat it".  And, if you order three or more candles, you get a candle discount.  What more could you want?


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Enjoy the smell of bacon without the guilt or mess

We know you love bacon. But, unfortunate as it may be, one cannot live by bacon alone. A case of the rickets or scurvy will result.  Or, maybe you're a vegetarian or of a religious faith that prohibits bacon eating.  Never fear - you can get that wonderful bacon smell with a bacon candle.

Aunt Sadie's bacon candles are available at The Ever After Store.  According to them, you will be able to "enjoy the smell of bacon without the guilt or temptation to eat it".  And, if you order three or more candles, you get a candle discount.  What more could you want?


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