Bacon lentil side dish

Like clockwork, as my return to Amereeka draws nigh, I begin burning through my pork reserves like an asteroid entering Earth's atmosphere. I've had some luck before uniting lentils and pork, so I figured I'd give it another go. I poked around the internet and found this recipe, and also this one, and sort of combined them.

Ingredients:
3 glasses green lentils, bacon, onion, garlic, carrot, celery, fennel, chard, red wine vinegar


I put 3 glasses of lentil in a pot with the scraps (ie, the leafy bits) of a fennel bulb and a teeny bunch of celery* and added 1 liter or so of boiling water and two packets of Goya Sazon powder. In the future, I'd add some bullion as well, or at least some salt.

As those cooked, I fried half a pound of bacon in two different pans over medium low heat. When it was done, I placed it on paper towels, and poured the grease into one pan.

I finely diced the fennel, two onions, and chard stems and put them in the pan I'd poured the grease out of, adding a little bit of grease from the other pan. I let that cook over medium heat until softened but still firm. Meanwhile, I chopped the celery and (peeled) carrot quite fine and put them aside.

At this point, my lentil were done, so I drained them, discarded the scraps, and put them in a big bowl. I added the sautéed onion, fennel and chard stems. In the less greasy pan, I cooked the celery and carrot for a couple minutes, until slightly mellowed but still crunchy, and added them to the bowl.

I chopped the chard leaves into strips then chunks of strips and put them in the pan, drizzling plenty of red wine vinegar over them. I pressed in 4 cloves of garlic and cooked over low heat, stirring. When the garlic had lost its bite and the chard was wilted and well infused with garlic and vinegar flavor (2-3 minutes), I added it to the bowl. Then I crumbled the bacon in and stirred everything.

I tried to make a dressing with mustard, bacon grease, salt, pepper and olive oil, but it wasn't very good so I trashed it. Instead, I added plenty of salt and pepper to the bowl and more red wine vinegar and served it. And it was pretty dang good, if I do say so myself. I think having the chard leaves be the primary dressing vehicle, as it were, kept the flavors of the other ingredients from being overpowered. The texture was nice, crispety and crunchety - important, I think, with lentils, which can very easily be sort of chalky. Overall, definitely a success!

*Turks don't seem to recognize celery stalks as food. You can buy celery root, but the stalks are hard to find, and usually scrawny, pathetic little things thinner than a drinking straw.

Bacon soda

I've been meaning to post about this but I think my taste buds are struggling to suppress the memory. Awhile back I was contacted by a representative of the Rocket Fizz Soda Pop and Candy Shop, asking if I'd review their new bacon soda. Of course I said yes, with the usual provisos - no guarantee of a positive review, but you do retain veto power, so if you send me something awful, I won't post a bad review if you don't want me to. Apparently, the Rocket Fizz folks decided that even bad reviews could be good publicity, so here's the deal: this stuff is super gross.




I was dubious of bacon soda from the get-go, but this was far more repulsive than even I imagined. It has a weird grassy flavor, like a vaguely bacon-y dirt. What's worse though - and maybe it's just my imagination, generated by some chain of associations that happens in your brain when you consume a pork flavored beverage, but I could swear it had a slightly greasy texture. And to top it off, it was sickeningly sweet. Essentially, it was all the worst things about both bacon and soda, united into one foul product. Even the smell is rank. I'm vaguely glad I tried it, in the way you are pleased with yourself for doing something that few others would, but it's not even the kind of interesting gross that makes you want to have another sip a few minutes later. It's just disgusting.

BTV – John Hamm on SNL…

From last night’s Saturday Night Live

“If you enjoy cozy atmosphere, excellent service and healthy servings of pig meat accompanied by sparkling wines…”

It was a good sketch, but not quite as good as his previous effort…

“Mmmm, that’s good ham!”

All and all not a bad episode last night, a few good spots and a solid “Weekend Update“…but John Hamm is quickly becoming a solid go-to guy for SNL.

Originally posted 2010-01-31 14:06:31.

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Bacon Pic of the Day – Trippy…

After yesterday’s abomination I thought we’d go a little artsy, an little trippy on you…

Look at that lovely flying frying bacon.  Oh wait…


Pretty cool!

Via 9GAG

Originally posted 2011-08-09 20:15:35.

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2930. RAMP and BACON OMELET with ASPARAGUS and GOAT CHEESE

makes one serving


1 slice of bacon, cut into small pieces
2 ramps, trimmed and cleaned
2 eggs, lightly beaten
salt and pepper to taste
4 spears asparagus, cleaned, trimmed and blanched
2 tablespoons goat cheese, crumbled

Cook the bacon in a pan over medium heat until crispy, about 8-10 minutes. Meanwhile chop the white parts of the ramps and slice the green parts thinly. Add the white parts of the ramps to the pan and saute for a minute. Reduce the heat to medium-low. Season the eggs with salt and pepper and pour them into the pan and top with the greens of the ramps, the asparagus and the goat cheese. Cook without disturbing until the eggs have set, about 2-4 minutes. Slide the omelette out of the pan and enjoy.


bacon recipe courtesy of: Kevin Lynch, Closet Cooking, May 28, 2011

Bacon Empanadas

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Comfort Food. It can mean different things to different people, but when most people think of comfort food, they think of something rich and hearty. The empanada easily falls into the category of “Comfort Food,” which is probably why so many different countries and cultures have their own versions of this dish. Empanadas (and their variations) were created to be a portable, easy-to-eat, high-calorie comfort food for working class people who spent the entire day engaged in physical labor. The calzone, the pasty, the pierogi, the gyoza, and even the Hot Pocket are proof that people all around the world love pastries filled with meat.

National Empanada Day (May 8th) got me thinking about how much I love hearty meat pies. It also reminded me that my deep fryer hasn’t had much use lately and this would be a perfect day for busting it out and dusting it off. I followed this recipe from AllRecipes.com for the empanada pastry, but decided to create a “breakfast” version by changing the filling to one made with bacon and eggs. These would be delicious at lunch or dinner, topped with sour cream and served with a side salad or some roasted veggies. If you don’t have a deep fryer, you could deep-fry these in a Dutch oven filled with your preferred frying oil.

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Ingredients for the pastry:

4 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 1/2 teaspoons salt
1/4 cup shortening
1/4 cup cold bacon grease
1 1/4 cups water, or as needed

For the filling:

2 tablespoons olive oil
1 small onion, chopped
1 -1/2 pounds bacon, ground or finely chopped
1 tablespoon white vinegar
1/2 teaspoon paprika
1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper
Salt and black pepper to taste
2 hard-cooked eggs, peeled and chopped
1 quart oil for frying, or as needed

Directions:

1. In a medium bowl, stir together the flour and salt. Cut in shortening & bacon grease using a pastry blender, or pinching into small pieces using your fingers, until the mixture resembles coarse crumbs. Use a fork to stir in water a few tablespoons at a time, until the mixture forms a ball. Pat into a ball, and flatten slightly. Wrap in plastic wrap and refrigerate for 1 hour.

2. Heat the oil in a large skillet over medium heat. Add the onion and cook until tender. Chop the bacon strips and add to the pan. Cook until brown and crispy. Season with salt, paprika, cumin and black pepper. Drain excess grease. Refrigerate until chilled, then stir in the hard-cooked eggs.

3. Form the dough into 2 inch balls. On a floured surface, roll each ball out into a thin circle. Spoon some of the meat mixture onto the center, then fold into half-moon shapes. Seal edges by pressing with a fork. If the empanadas come apart, seal the edges with a brushing of egg wash.

4. Heat oil in a deep-fryer to 365 degrees F (180 degrees C). Place one or two pies into the fryer at a time. Cook for about 5 minutes, turning once to brown on both sides. Drain on paper towels, and serve hot.

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Better with Bacon – Maple Bacon Cupcakes

In the few short weeks of this blogs existence, we have begun a few reoccurring “features” such as “Nerd News”, “Goin’ to the Market”, and “Makin’ Bacon”.  Today, we start something new…”Better with Bacon”.  “Better with Bacon” will call out a new recipe each week! I will be surfin’ the interwebs through my google machine to find what I deem as the tastiest of the tasty and then post them here each Tuesday.

To follow up on “Better with Bacon”, I am also introducing “Test Kitchen” where I get my behind into the kitchen and make one of the posted recipes.  This feature won’t have a set day due to my travel schedule at work, but I will try to feature something I made every two weeks.

So, let’s “officially” kick this off with:

Maple Bacon Cupcakes!!!

Maple Bacon Cupcakes
Makes 6 / 350F oven
4 1/2 tablespoons of butter, room temperature
1/2 tablespoon of bacon drippings (left in the fridge to become solid)
1 egg
5 tablespoons of brown sugar
4 tablespoons maple syrup
1 1/4 cup of self rising flour
1 teaspoon of baking soda
1/2 teaspoon of baking powder
tiny tiny pinch of kosher salt
1/4 cup of milk
1/4 cup of minced bacon, cooked and drained

Cook some bacon in a fry pan (about 6 thick strips). Reserve the drippings and place in the fridge to solidify. Mince 1/4 a cup of the bacon. The chef should eat whatever is left to assure that the bacon is tasty.

Beat the crud out of the butter and solidified bacon fat ’till light and creamy. Add the brown sugar and maple syrup and beat well until combined.

Add the egg and beat until incorporated.

Sift the flour, salt, baking soda and powder together.

Add some of the flour and mix, then some of the milk, then continue to alternate the dry and wet ingredients, ending with the dry. Mix until just combined. Fold in the bacon. Taste and add more maple syrup, flour, or milk if needed for desired taste. Keep in mind the maple frosting is very sweet, and to add in very small increments for alterations as maple syrup in large amounts can break a cake batter.Maple Syrup Frosting
4 tablespoons of butter
2 tablespoons of maple syrup
1 cup of powdered sugar
turbinado sugar (optional, but recommended)
coarse grain sea salt (optional, but recommended)

Combine the syrup and butter until combined. Add the sugar, a bit at a time, and whip at high speeds until combined. Pipe or spread onto cupcakes. Sprinkle on sea salt and turbinado sugar for decoration and a lot of added flavor.

Scoop into cupcake papers and bake at 350 F for 18-22 minutes or until a toothpick comes out clean. Be sure to rotate the pan after the first 15 minutes for even baking.

Recipe courtesy of the blog “Vanilla Garlic“.

Enjoy!

Originally posted 2009-02-25 12:41:52.

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2929. BACON-LETTUCE-TOMATO TOSTADA

makes one serving?


1 6-inch flour tortilla?
2 slices bacon?
1 tablespoon mayonnaise or salad dressing?
1 tablespoon salsa?
1 teaspoon milk?
lettuce leaves?
1/4 cup shredded Swiss or Monterey Jack cheese (1 ounce)?
1/2 small tomato, sliced

Cut tortilla into quarters. In an 8-inch skillet cook bacon until crisp; drain and halve bacon, reserving 1 teaspoon of the drippings in skillet. Reheat skillet over medium heat. Add tortilla pieces to the skillet and cook for 3 to 4 minutes or until golden brown, turning to cook both sides. Remove from skillet. Combine mayonnaise, salsa, and milk. Top cooked tortilla quarters with a layer of lettuce, cheese, and tomato slices. Top with bacon pieces. Spoon mayonnaise mixture over bacon.

bacon recipe courtesy of: Better Homes and Gardens