Bacon Pic of the Day – Bacon Monster…

You can not unsee what you are about to see!

Feeling brave?  Then see you after the jump…

Told you!

via ugliesttattoos from fail blog.

Originally posted 2011-08-08 20:08:42.

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Not for the Squimish…My New Favorite Blog…

This is why you’re fat

I had two friends, Stacy and Rob (SHOUT OUT!) both at different times send me links to this wonderful, disgusting, site.

It features recipes that are in NO WAY good for you and in some cases just the image starts to make your stomach growl and not necessary in a good way.  The whole site is like a high-speed wreck on the freeway…you just can’t look away, you want to, but can’t.

So what’s the bacon connection?  Well, just about every recipe!  A few of my favorites…

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Bacon Wrapped Mozzarella Sticks

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The Double Bacon Burger Fatty Melt  

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Chicken Fried Bacon (w/ Gravy)

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and finally Bacon Wrapped Meatloaf with Layer of Mac & Cheese

Check out the site and see if you don’t just keep hitting NEXT to see what other concoctions have been developed!

Originally posted 2009-03-12 11:07:14.

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So This Now Exists…

There really isn’t anything I can say about this one…so here’s their description:

Nothing is more powerful or captivating than the smell of bacon. It is truly the smell of victory (and breakfast). Now you can work yourself into a rich, bacon lather with J&D’s Bacon Shaving Cream.

J&D’s Bacon Shaving Cream is a high end, luxurious bacon-scented shaving cream for all skin types. It is best used after a hot shower or before an important date with someone you may want to spend the rest of your life with.

Look, ya’ll know I love me some bacon but even I know when things are gettin’ crazy and just have to stop!

If you are the adventurous type, here is the link.  $14.99 and ships after December 7th.

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Originally posted 2012-11-29 01:17:20. Republished by Blog Post Promoter

WTF???? Guys Cover Buddy in Bacon…

SERIOUSLY!!! 

Some “wacky” French Canadians spent $37 on bacon and decided to then make their friend a bacon mummy.

Seriously, don’t do this at home people…even I , your friendly neighborhood Bacon Boy, has a case of the skeevies watching this.  Heck, I wash my hands at least 5-6 times when I make just one package of bacon.  Yes this may gross me out BUT they do cover their buddy in bacon…so you know I got to show it!

Click here to view the embedded video.

via Geekologie where you can read more details and overall snarkiness.

Originally posted 2010-02-03 15:30:00.

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Bacon Pic of the Day…Part 1

Oh my lord…seriously, I like meat, but really?  REALLY?!?

Behold the Meat Baby!

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via MOERBACON.com, original post at ThisIsWhyYourFat.com

Originally posted 2009-09-21 11:09:22.

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Um…Yuck…but Still Kinda Cool…

I have been pretty good lately avoiding the burger chains around work (we have Wendy’s, McDonald’s and BK surrounding my office).  After watching this, looks like I’ll be having a salad for lunch…

Click here to view the embedded video.

I mean really???  REALLY???

Things like this fascinate me.  First, there is just the whole disgusting grease thing.  It is pretty gross.  Second though is the fact that this guys was sitting around (probably drinkin’) and had the idea to not only see how much grease was in the burgers, but then to paint with them, but not just paint but do it on a giant canvas and recreate the “Mona Lisa”. 

Better Half and I have a phrase for when we see something like this (or really bad advertising) and that’s “Fly on the Wall”.  Oh to be a fly on the wall and hear the conversations that went into developing this idea and then taking it to conclusion.  So in future posts, when you see “Fly on the Wall” you’ll know what I mean…

Make it a great day!

Originally posted 2009-04-16 09:03:29.

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REVIEW – Packaged Pre-Cooked Bacon

You (my 10′s of readers) may recall a few weeks back when I opened our fridge and found something so foul that it sent me recoiling backward in horror while I let out one of my best Jaime Lee Curtis in “Halloween” screams…

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There it was…a box of pre-cooked pork!  How did this get into our home?  What kind of cruel and sadistic trick was this? What did I do to tick Better Half off to the point that she would purchase this???

I can tell you my friends, I stared at the box for a long time. Finally I gave in.  I was going to do a comparison.  I had some bacon left from a Sunday breakfast and I decided to make BLT’s for dinner, one with my home cooked premium bacon and the other with this…at least that was the idea…

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 Made by Eckrich…okay, they know there packaged meats.  Ready in five seconds???  HMMMM, suspect.  Premium cut?  Intrigued…let’s open this bad boy…

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It looks like bacon…”Great Bacon Without The Hassle” the package says…we shall see. 

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I open the package and pull out a “layer” of four strips on a wax paper.  It was incredibly greasy, you can see the paper towel I placed underneath in an attempt to keep my hand clean.  Also, look at the ends of the strips…nothing but curled fat, not very appealing.  Whatever excitement I had is really starting to fade. 

Time to grab my leftover bacon…

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Gee…this looks way different from the precooked stuff…

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Even more so when you place them side by side…

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The package did say precooked, so I grabbed a slice and popped it in my mouth…

BLECH!!! ACK!!! UGH!!!

Yes, that was my real reaction.  It was terrible.  The slices are extremely thin. There is not a hint of any sort of savory, smoky taste that actually makes bacon bacon.  I can’t even begin to describe the texture, other than the slight greasiness.

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Well three slices left.  The box does say if I would like my bacon crispy, to place it in a microwave for 5 seconds per slice.  Let’s give this a fighting chance and pop it in the nuker…

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Oh good lord in heaven…seriously, looking at these photos now, I am puking a little in my mouth.

I patted the slices off and, in the name of content, took another bite.  Even worse than eating it straight out of the package.  I am actually shivering as I write this as I recall chewing it (honestly, that’s not hyperbole, I am literally grossing myself out right now).

So that was IT!  I had two slices, one out of the box and another after following the instructions and cooking it.  NO MORE!  The remaining two slices and the rest of the box went promptly in the trash.  The idea to make competing BLT’s…screw that!!  I was hungry and I was not about to further spoil my dinner.  I gave you a shot boxed bacon…NEVER AGAIN!!

There are some things that you are just meant to wait for…and one of those is a good slice of bacon!

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THAT is what I am talkin’ about!!!

Originally posted 2009-07-16 13:02:57.

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