Those Hands aren’t just Clean, They’re Pork Clean!

Who doesn’t want hands that smell like bacon, am I right?!  Up until now, the only way to get that great smokey pork scent on your mitts was to moisturize with leftover bacon fat.  Well my friends I have got some great news for you!

Yup it’s PorkKleen, your very own hand swineitizer. NEW from ThinkGeek (seriously, I have got to get a job there!):

PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer will give your hands the distinct odeur of crisp, delicious bacon.

And as an added bonus, PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer actually sanitizes your hands, killing the germs you’ll acquire when you shake the hands of all of those new friends you’ve just made.

Looking for a stocking stuffer?  A bottle is yours for just $3.99.

It’s cold and flu season kids, think about it…

via ThinkGeek

Originally posted 2011-12-15 21:23:52.

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